I am sure by now you have heard that dry Toilet Paper just can't do the trick. The funny thing is that it is the TP companies themselves telling you this. They got to have some nerves huh? How do they allow themselves to come tell you that dry TP cannot do the trick of cleaning you and come offer wet wipes as a solution? They just admitted that water is required for a true clean, yet the solution they offer is more of the same? Something is fishy here. Seems like corporate America is just trying to find a way to increase the stagnate sales of TP by selling you something that costs 6X the price of TP to go along with it. I will let Adam explain this part for you in better fashion below:
Ok now that you know the real reason behind the wet wipes industry lets jump back to where we left off. It is true that dry TP can't get the job done and that you need the aid of water. To get the help of water you will need the help of a Bidet. A Bidet allows you to wash you butt by turning a knob. You can then use TP to dry off after you are all washed up. The point of washing is to reduce using TP not washing with wet TP. Who can blame the paper companies though? The need to make more money and they know that you know that TP feels a lot like this:
You see, once you realize that you needed water all along, you are half way there. Now all you have to do is figure out a way to get water to where you need it most in a convenient manner. Have no worries. That is where we come and make your life easier.
Let's face it, we've been raised in a culture so deeply influenced by the deep pockets of the TP industry that we've lost sight of what is right or wrong. You don't have to pay these guys a tax every time you poop.